You also don’t want to have to deal with the drama that young gays manage to get themselves into. Not only do hangovers last a lot longer, attempting a death drop could result in breaking a hip, and you’ll also find yourself resenting the fact that you can no longer tell when one song ends and another begins. One liners will have to actually be witty, and you need them to distract from your gnarled old face and rapidly vanishing hairline, you will have to become a talking point but luckily, by your 30s you should have met a group of people who put up with your crazy notions of “good music” and who will sit with you and judge everyone else.
In order to stay relevant on the gay scene, you will have to become hilarious and fabulous. So make the most of your hair while you have it, but once you start losing it, shave that stuff off and grow a beard, or invest in some really ridiculous wigs. But there is a high chance that by your 30s you too will either be bald, or balding. I still feel a slight pang of jealousy towards the young gays who can have any hairstyle and colour they want, I used to do it myself, but these days I’ve only got 12 hairs, and three of them are my husbands.
So for the love of god, please teach yourself some skills that don’t involve how to get into a pair of skinny jeans. Here’s a tip for you, you aren’t going stay looking the same for the rest of your life, and let’s face it, getting surgery or fillers will make you end up looking like a permanently shocked shop mannequin, or Madonna. In just a few short years, you too will be a bitter old queen writing articles about how to cope being in your 30s. There’s only 52 Saturday nights to be had in a year, and those goes shockingly quickly. But time marches on, and suddenly I was 30 before I knew it. When I was but a wee gay nipper myself back In the early 2000s I never thought 30 would happen. It creeps up on you faster than you think. And here is my helpful tongue in cheek guide to traversing the minefield of being classed as over the hill by anyone who’s under 25.ġ. If you share the same market as the contributor of this article, you may not use it on any platform.Shock horror younglings, gay men in their 30s do exist, I am one of them. Please note: This content carries a strict local market embargo. White, who admitted to pushing Johnson off a cliff, was sentenced to at least 8 years in prison. At the same time being the most brilliant and the most modest,” Steve remembered, proudly. “Scott was easily the kindest, gentlest person I’ve ever known. Scott’s brother still talks to him running the streets of Cambridge – just as the two did so many years ago. The violent murder took the life of a brilliant 27-year-old mathematician. “The coroner in that inquest determined two of them were murders and the other was probably a murder committed by gay hate gangs who would come to these places where gay men would meet,” Steve explained. But decades later, new investigators took a fresh look at Johnson’s death – and others like it. Johnson’s death was originally dismissed by police as a suicide. They had almost no evidence to work with and they figured out how to solve it,” said brother Steve Johnson of Cambridge. Their hearts are forever broken by what was taken from them – yet also filled with gratitude for investigators who finally saw this through.